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Frog Demotivational Poster


PRINCE CHARMING - Pleads for his life in Biology Class.




Frogs -


TAGS: frog chameleon shutup
Rating: 4.9/5

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MuddySoapfish - August 15, 2014, 4:40 pm
I like it !


LOONEY TUNES -


TAGS: dancing frog
Rating: 4.87/5

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GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 2:34 pm
And, Airlad, who can forget, "Let Springtime blossoms bloom again...in the garden of...koff, koff, koff, my heart."
Airman - March 14, 2012, 11:49 am
you guys never saw the looney tunes singing Frog? google it...
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 11:11 am

Al Jolson, I think. Great one,Airman~~
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:44 am
And although I'm too young to be familiar with this song It still won't stop me from giving it 5L Strong
GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 10:19 am
"Then you'll be left alone...Oh baby...telephone...and tell me I'm your own. Operator ring it once again... Hello my honey, Hello my baby...Hello my ragtime gal."
Sho - March 14, 2012, 9:31 am
"If you refuse me, then you will lo5e me..."
GySgt1811a - March 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
"Send me a kiss by wire, Honey my heart's on fire..."


LEARNING TO SPEAK FRENCH? - just makes you want to throw up your hands and surrender


TAGS: frog france
Rating: 4.7/5

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toraudewa - September 6, 2011, 11:57 am
Sorry. But as a Quebecker I must admit to what Culos and Illico Presto said. Parce que là je sèche sur ce que tu voulais dire.
IllicoPresto - May 24, 2011, 2:31 am
Ah ouais! Quand même!
culos - February 26, 2011, 2:36 pm
Desolee Steph mais il te faut etudier un peu plus avant d'esssayer d'ecrire en francais!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:10 pm
C'est une valeur est - étude dur parce que les filles français sont sauvages
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
feel*
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Even those born speaking french feeling like hitting their head against a wall sometimes.
spacedog - February 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
Nice one Zook.
pzykosiz - February 22, 2011, 4:38 pm
favouriting this. 5 cheese eating surrender monkeys
culos - February 22, 2011, 5:28 am
Pas mal, bien fait....Au secours!!!
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 1:00 am
Well played.
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 11:19 pm
Very nice. 5L.


EVIL KERMIT THE FROG - It's not easy being green.




RAISE GIANT FROGS ! - Well? What are you waiting for?


TAGS: frogs
Rating: 3.6/5

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FROGCAT - That's what happens when you don't neuter your frog.... wait




WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

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robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


RELAX -


TAGS: serious frog relax rerun
Rating: 4.53/5

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5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:47 am
this one fits here as advice to the new guys. So are we going to have more classes of posters bestowed upon us? I see CHICKFAKE.COM in our future.
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:15 pm
All glory to the Hypnotoad.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:12 pm

oops, posted to wrong site.


CINDERELLA -




FRENCH PARTY -




BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




CRUNCHY FROG - Well don't you even take the bones out? If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?


TAGS: crunchy frog monty python pickles
Rating: 3/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2011, 5:54 am
Well played.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:21 am
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary like Praline or Lime Cream ? A very popular flavour I'm led to understand.


HULK MISS KERMIT - It Not Easy Being Green All By Hulk's Self...


TAGS: frogs jim henson hulk
Rating: 3.95/5

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Zed - December 9, 2009, 1:49 am
Danke, Random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 1:46 am
Stuff like this makes up for it though
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:17 am
5 Smashing Hulks FTW
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 12:19 am
God dammit, I simply miss the Muppets. 5ls Zed.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 10:01 pm
Thanks, guys.
doofenshmirtz - November 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Trashheap you couldn't have said it better 5L's all the way
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 9:12 pm
Superior because of simplicity! 5Lions
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:06 pm
Beautiful! I love it!!!


FROGGER - so this is why no one plays it anymore




TRANCE FROG - He likes the LAZORS!!!!




Kermit Lied -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!




SUDDENLY - Without Warning Frog Day was over


TAGS: frog day
Rating: 3.89/5

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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:50 am
that is seriously funny. 5 "croaked's"
Sean - November 29, 2009, 12:57 am
RETARDS We all know one. (Oh, sorry, you may be the "one.")
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 12:50 am
What?
Sean - November 28, 2009, 11:58 pm
Some retard ruined it! Anyone know this one?
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm
I appreciate it! A laugh is the greatest gift here.
gil - November 28, 2009, 8:47 pm
thanks space, ag, appreciate it very much
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:42 pm
Love this gil. 5Ls
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
Hilarious!


HITCHING A RIDE -


TAGS: frog crocodile dinner
Rating: 3.1/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:42 am
Holy crap, this is good.


Passé -


TAGS: frogs french word play ballet
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 25, 2014, 10:50 pm
amen brother


Is that you calling me home for dinner, mom? -




BLUE FROGS - Red means danger, so these should be fine to lick.


TAGS: frogs lick
Rating: 4.25/5

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forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:55 pm
lol


FROGGER - Not so entertaining in real life.


TAGS: frogger games funny ***y j******t
Rating: 2.65/5

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uuh - June 1, 2009, 3:10 pm
j******t and ***y as tag? lmao.


THANKSGIVING -




OH NOM NOM NOM -


TAGS: nom nom eat frog
Rating: 2.18/5

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rnbw00 - June 24, 2011, 6:47 pm
Mmm, Tastes like chicken.
R.S.Jake - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
Of course it's alive! Would you want to eat a dead frog? Gross!
phydeaux - February 7, 2010, 11:50 pm
But I like being s******ed whole and alive...
Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:13 pm
NO!!!! KERMIT!!!!!!
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:59 am
Here's a disturbing thought. The frog is probably being s******ed alive


Frog -


TAGS: nasa frog houston space
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 11:40 am
I don't remember this level Frogger.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:19 pm
Love it!! :)
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 8:25 am
Great Horney Toads!


HOW TO EAT A FROG -


TAGS: leap frog dirty thoughts treefrog
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:10 am
OH, Gawd! LMFAO….dizzy now. This hit me just right. 5L


THANKS BUT NO THANKS - Sometimes the frog wants no part of it.


TAGS: frog kiss ugly girl
Rating: 4.37/5

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TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 7:05 am
And who is playing the princess?
bear4lyfe - January 12, 2012, 1:17 am
this must be that new disney movie where sarah jessica parker plays the main character.


FROG JESUS - He died for our shins which apparently isn't enough for The Pope.


TAGS: religion frog november
Rating: 1.78/5

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Zed - November 28, 2009, 8:28 pm
Good, but would've been better as "Kermit Christ"


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE... - It needs more salt.




CAT-CALLS - Seen through the eyes of women.


TAGS: frogs women catcalls funny hilarious
Rating: 1.72/5

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yer mom - August 29, 2008, 3:30 pm
BRILLIANT!


Games -


TAGS: leapfrog giraffe
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 11:52 pm
That's gotta be the most difficult form of leap frog ever...teehee.


Evolution -


TAGS: frog teeth
Rating: 4.6/5

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MENTAL NOTE -




PREGNANCY TESTS HAVE EVOLVED -


TAGS: leave that frog alone
Rating: 4.11/5

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culos - August 30, 2010, 10:29 am
This has been an announcement of the Motifake Univerity
culos - August 30, 2010, 10:28 am
*of the patient; if the frog produced eggs within the next 24 hours, the test was positive.
culos - August 30, 2010, 10:28 am
Following the rabbit test an improvement arrived with the frog test, introduced by Lancelot Hogben, which still was used in the 1950s and allowed the frog to remain alive and be used repeatedly: a female frog was injected with serum or urine of the
Cloudchaser - August 30, 2010, 10:17 am
What I was thinking. I know "the rabbit died" reference, but pissing on frogs?
Zealot - August 30, 2010, 9:27 am
what?


LONELINESS -




GOING DOWN -




ZOMBIE FROGS -




FROGS -




SOONER OR LATER... - ...frogs will have their revenge on French people




DEVIATION -




FRESHNESS - It doesn't get any better than this.


TAGS: salad frog
Rating: 2.18/5

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Captain Obvious - December 24, 2008, 9:14 pm
well if that frog was alive, then that bad of leafy greens deserves a certified guarantee FRESH on it.


FROGS -


TAGS: frogs chicken
Rating: 1.55/5
MO - June 19, 2009, 8:05 pm
Don't look nik!! Hide walt!!


Flood -


TAGS: flood frogs roof animals
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:37 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:33 am
Nice, UP yours


EDUCATION IS THE KEY -




CUBBY'S BAR & GRILL - I've pulled her hair. I've given her frogs. She still doesn't seem to care.


TAGS: bar milk bear frogs hair
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:07 am
Women. When you want to pull their hair, they say "Hey! Where's that frog you promised?" And when you give 'em a frog, they look at you like you should be pullin' their hair instead. Women. They don' know what they want. Cubby 'll tell ya.
Ed-Hyde - May 5, 2010, 2:33 pm
If you really want to show you care, wait a few years and then pop her bra strap.
GreyScorpion - May 5, 2010, 9:08 am
very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
I don't know what you are doing wrong... It always works for Cubby. 5 froggys.


CHOOSE YOUR POISON -




FROGS -


TAGS: frogs
Rating: 3.53/5

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REALITY -


TAGS: life time happy end tale cinderella prince charming frog kiss joke glass slipper melissa joan hart
Rating: 3.5/5

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redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 11:39 am
Posting rules prevent "The rest of the story.."


WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT -


TAGS: french cuisine frogburger
Rating: 3.38/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 9:48 am
Nice...5 "hold the Mayo's"


YOU HEARD OF DOG EAT DOG? - Well here's frog eat frog!


TAGS: frog eat frog dog
Rating: 2.92/5

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brianjayy - September 27, 2010, 3:55 am
"Frog, frog...frog eat frog..."
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 6:53 pm
Hmmm, we do taste like chicken


what the hell?? -




kisses -


TAGS: kiss frog prince
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - February 15, 2014, 10:25 pm
Thanks MissP and Uggie! :)
ughomer - February 15, 2014, 8:41 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha Chickenlittle! 5 lions!
MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 2:25 am
LOL


Banana Palms -




ANALIZING HUMOR - Like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog usually dies as a result.




small step giant leap frog -




COOL HANDPHIBIAN -


TAGS: frog eggs 50
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - February 13, 2012, 11:38 am
Why'd you have to say 50? Why not 35 or 39?... Fifty is a nice round number
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 8:33 am
Kennedy sure nailed that ‘Dragline’, gullible but savvy, workin’ with what I got, role. Miss that kinda stuff….
animaxrock - February 13, 2012, 7:19 am
i think it can eat its own eggs!
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:02 am
my boy say he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs.
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 12:37 am
Hey, Babalugat5. We got a bet here.


Film Stars -




COPING MECHANISM -


TAGS: frog day afternoon
Rating: 3.88/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:04 pm
:)
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:08 pm
LOL... thanks! Troll patrol!
Current Resident - November 29, 2009, 12:03 pm
Great Poster. 5L plus Iceman's 1 must equal 2.5
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:28 pm
ICEMAN is insta-1Ling all my posters. How adorable!


MELTS IN YOUR MIND - Not in your hand!




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: frog assignment i double dog dare you
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 10:28 am
Excellent.


ITS'A ME AGDANIELE! - No matter what he tells you will happen.. DON'T LICK HIM!!!!


TAGS: frog agdaniele
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
Still a fave!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:49 pm
You always were a sucker for chunky-style.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:21 pm
Hey man, fool me once....
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:16 pm
LOL!


OHNOSECOND -




SCIENCE -


TAGS: frog server
Rating: 2.86/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 8:40 pm
LOL
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:39 pm
We can rebuild him. He will be faster, stronger...
Zed - November 28, 2009, 8:32 pm
WFD's - Weapons of Frog Destruction


FRESH - Not sure this is a FAIL, seems FRESH to me


TAGS: fail fresh frog
Rating: 2.43/5

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Jerica - October 29, 2008, 4:12 pm
holy ****!...is that thing real? like..is it dead this just baffles my mind


JEREMIAH - He was a good friend of mine. Dude could make some great vino...




Confidence -


TAGS: frog
Rating: 2.25/5

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3 LINES MAX - I think the frog overdid it !!




Phobia Toads -


TAGS: frog animals phobia
Rating: 2.16/5

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LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 2:45 pm
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Wait a minute! False Messiah!!!


PATRICK MOORE FROG FIND THIS HILARIOUS -




FROG JESUS BLESSINGS - Bestowed upon you for swerving to avoid the toad in the road.




RELIEF -


TAGS: kermit frog tsa freedom pig
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 31, 2016, 6:23 am
Excellent, UP yours


Safety -


TAGS: safe frog alligator
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:22 am
Welcome back, Ashy! I've missed your sense of humor! LUV THIS!!!!!! LOL! ^!


CLARITY -


TAGS: eljames quote kissing frogs humor
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 22, 2016, 8:40 am
LOL real good ^^^^^Up


SYMBIOSIS -


TAGS: frog wings symbiosis humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 15, 2014, 1:59 pm

Thank you, Melonhead!~
Greeny - November 15, 2014, 5:47 am
I think your G'pa would get a chuckle from that literal interpretation of a picture
Thedge - November 14, 2014, 1:02 pm
Just read that we were no longer rated 'tasteless'. I am not sure, but think you gals just re-earned our cumulative 'red wings'. Man, being considered mainstream was really bothering me. Got a 5L !
lgvernon - November 14, 2014, 12:31 pm

That would be proof that some people evolved from...frogs.
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:33 am
Unless his tongue can reach far enough to eat those wings...teehee.


mizzdizz -




Why frogs are happy -




is it friday yet? -


TAGS: hiding frog friday
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - May 7, 2015, 11:41 pm
Thanks, RL! I was goin' for the girly thing with this one! Nailed it? LOL!
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:02 pm

cute :)


monday's here! -


TAGS: monday frog
Rating: 4.71/5

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:07 pm
True---
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:04 pm
A face that only a mother could love...
mizzdizz - September 10, 2015, 3:42 pm
LOL! When I saw it, I was, 'Monday face!'. Just too mean and ugly to be anything else!
steve1961 - September 9, 2015, 3:49 am
Lucky guess...and I googled it before JW did.
mizzdizz - September 7, 2015, 11:38 pm
S-61, I'm curious, how did you know that?
JesusWept - September 7, 2015, 8:22 pm
Thanks, Steve! I googled it. Ugly little f-er LOL
steve1961 - September 7, 2015, 8:09 pm
It's a Black Rain Frog.
Zeul - September 7, 2015, 6:50 pm
I am with JW .. WTH is that ??
JesusWept - September 7, 2015, 1:15 pm
Holy shyt! What's that??


guess who farted? -




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